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Le fil brillant de Fan révèle les «tâches quotidiennes» que chaque capitaine de Premier League aurait

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Un fan a créé un fil Twitter hilarant suggérant les «  emplois quotidiens  » que chaque capitaine de club de Premier League aurait s’il ne jouait pas au football.

L’utilisateur de Twitter Adam a produit le fil et n’a épargné aucune dépense en donnant à chaque capitaine un travail et un commentaire plein d’esprit sur leur vie.

Selon le fil, le capitaine de Burnley, Ben Mee, serait un «policier absurde» et a servi la «région de Burnley pendant 20 ans».

Parmi les autres sélections hilarantes, citons le capitaine de Liverpool, Jordan Henderson, qui serait un « professeur de mathématiques à l’école primaire » et qui dirige une « chaîne YouTube de révision des aliments avec son compagnon James ».

Emerse Fae doit-il continuer à la tête des Eléphants de la Côte d’Ivoire ?

Hugo Lloris, le tireur de Tottenham en tant qu ‘«artiste abstrait devant la gare d’Oxford Circus», est une autre occupation remarquable.

L’utilisateur Twitter a ajouté: « Fera un portrait de bande dessinée pour un fiver. »

Alors que le fil de discussion comprend Hector Bellerin pour Arsenal, l’utilisateur de Twitter s’est excusé pour la « stupide erreur » de le présenter comme capitaine de club.

Sans plus tarder, sont affichés ci-dessous les 20 capitaines de club de Premier League et les emplois quotidiens qu’ils auraient.

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Premier League captains if they had an everyday job, a thread:

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Premier League captains if they had an everyday job, a thread:

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Arsenal – Héctor Bellerin

Works in a Salon in the posh side of London, most of his friends are girls. Very passionate about Animal Rights, likes to think he is ‘plant based’.

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Arsenal – Héctor Bellerin

Works in a Salon in the posh side of London, most of his friends are girls. Very passionate about Animal Rights, likes to think he is ‘plant based’.

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Aston Villa – James Chester

Boiler service repairman for British Gas, 5 star reliability rating on Checkatrade.

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Aston Villa – James Chester

Boiler service repairman for British Gas, 5 star reliability rating on Checkatrade.

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Bournemouth – Simon Francis

Pulls pints at the local clubhouse for the cricket team. Completed 1 tour of Iraq.

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Bournemouth – Simon Francis

Pulls pints at the local clubhouse for the cricket team. Completed 1 tour of Iraq.

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Brighton – Lewis Dunk

Self employed roofer. Spends most his time in Selco, his slogan is ‘No job too small’

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Brighton – Lewis Dunk

Self employed roofer. Spends most his time in Selco, his slogan is ‘No job too small’

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Burnley – Ben Mee

No nonsense policeman, serving the area of Burnley for 20 years, firm believer in 2 genders.

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Burnley – Ben Mee

No nonsense policeman, serving the area of Burnley for 20 years, firm believer in 2 genders.

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Chelsea – Cesar Azpilicueta

Waiter at an expensive Spanish restaurant, collects pots and clay fountains for the ‘aesthetic’.

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Chelsea – Cesar Azpilicueta

Waiter at an expensive Spanish restaurant, collects pots and clay fountains for the ‘aesthetic’.

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Crystal Palace – Luka Milivojevic

Office job, smooth talker, fast walker. 100% penalty conversion rate for his local team.

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Crystal Palace – Luka Milivojevic

Office job, smooth talker, fast walker. 100% penalty conversion rate for his local team.

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Everton – Seamus Coleman

Stay at home Dad, kids go out a lot because they don’t like spending time with him. Prone to a Rich Tea.

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Everton – Seamus Coleman

Stay at home Dad, kids go out a lot because they don’t like spending time with him. Prone to a Rich Tea.

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Leicester City – Kasper Schmeical

Model for Boohoo Man, always seen during Love Island ad breaks flexing a floral shirt.

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Leicester City – Kasper Schmeical

Model for Boohoo Man, always seen during Love Island ad breaks flexing a floral shirt.

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Liverpool – Jordan Henderson

Primary school maths teacher, runs a food reviewing YouTube channel with his mate James.

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Liverpool – Jordan Henderson

Primary school maths teacher, runs a food reviewing YouTube channel with his mate James.

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Manchester City – David Silva

Can be hired for after dinner speeches (English or Spanish), spokesperson for hair loss removal cream in his spare time.

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Manchester City – David Silva

Can be hired for after dinner speeches (English or Spanish), spokesperson for hair loss removal cream in his spare time.

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Manchester United – Harry Maguire

Takes the Punch and Judy show around the country, failed his GCSE retakes.

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Manchester United – Harry Maguire

Takes the Punch and Judy show around the country, failed his GCSE retakes.

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Newcastle – Jamaal Lascelles

French poet by day, bouncer at Pryzm Newcastle by night.

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Newcastle – Jamaal Lascelles

French poet by day, bouncer at Pryzm Newcastle by night.

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Norwich – Grant Hanley

AA driver, normally operates around the M25. Advocate for Scottish independence.

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Norwich – Grant Hanley

AA driver, normally operates around the M25. Advocate for Scottish independence.

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Sheffield United – Billy Sharp

Pool cleaner at SeaLife, spends half his wage packet following his local up and down the country. Will happily arrange scraps on Instagram.

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Sheffield United – Billy Sharp

Pool cleaner at SeaLife, spends half his wage packet following his local up and down the country. Will happily arrange scraps on Instagram.

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Southampton- Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg

Funeral director at Hojbjerg & Co, drives a run-down Volvo, frequently donates to charity shops.

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Southampton- Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg

Funeral director at Hojbjerg & Co, drives a run-down Volvo, frequently donates to charity shops.

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Tottenham – Hugo Lloris

Abstract artist outside Oxford Circus station. Will do a cartoon portrait for a fiver.

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Tottenham – Hugo Lloris

Abstract artist outside Oxford Circus station. Will do a cartoon portrait for a fiver.

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Watford – Troy Deeney

Youth Offenders worker, lost £200 on the Bolivian second division, head of the local Alcohol Anonymous group.

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Watford – Troy Deeney

Youth Offenders worker, lost £200 on the Bolivian second division, head of the local Alcohol Anonymous group.

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West Ham – Mark Noble

Postman. Everyone knows him, helps old ladies across the road but has a slight addiction to Sudoko.

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West Ham – Mark Noble

Postman. Everyone knows him, helps old ladies across the road but has a slight addiction to Sudoko.

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Wolves – Conor Coady

CBBC Presenter, spends time with Hacker T Dog but is afraid of puppets.

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